What's Even Worse Than a Baby?

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OMG, go see the trailer for this Dr. Phil show. It's already aired. This young idiot has decided to be an 18-month old baby for the rest of his life except when he wants to watch football or go to work. His insane longterm girlfriend is going along with it and does nothing but babysit him and changing his diapers (he pees in them and lord knows what else). He says he is asexual, doesn't care if he ever has sex. She hopes he'll change because she wants to marry him and knows he's not going to like having a real baby in the house to compete with. I hope there's a show for when her parents find out, because they are going to s**t bullets and grenades when they find out.

He apparently got upset that his girlfriend (again, no sex) cheated on him, and Dr. Phil pointed out that one can't cheat on an 18-month-old baby, nor have sex with one. You might catch a rerun if you look for it. Unbelievable. That doctor that Phil always uses who has the brain clinic said he tried to treat one once and couldn't do anything because the guy didn't want to change, he just wanted to be taken care of by a father figure (paraphrasing)

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I don't know who's sicker--him for doing what he's doing or the girlfriend for staying with him!

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Yeah, I have to agree! She SEEMS perfectly normal except for this. I am trying to put it in context of, like, playing house, because some little girls really like that, and this started some years ago. They've been together a long time.